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Fashionable, my dear stalker.

Greetings, fellow life form, welcome to my lair.
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Who I am:
Finnish ~ female ~ 23 ~ homoromantic demisexual ~ translating major
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What you might find here:
Sherlock Holmes ~ Cabin Pressure ~ In The Flesh ~ OITNB
WTNV ~ Hannibal ~ LOTR ~ The Hobbit ~ Orphan Black
Doctor Who ~ Supernatural ~ Marvel
funny things ~ awesome art ~ general gayness
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Cosplay ~ Memes and other stuff made by me ~ Fanart
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Oct 21 '14

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Oct 19 '14

OMG, HE’S HELPING HIM BACK INTO THE OCEAN 

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i officially like animals more than people

AWWWWWWWWWWW

 

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Oct 19 '14

totallynotspoopyeiri:

crackingskullz:

shensation:

donthatemecusimbeautiful:

Girl’s Costume Warehouse (X)

ITS BACK

and frog

and frog

But what if I want to be a sexy frog? :C

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Oct 18 '14
psychodelicunicron:

whiskey-and-ink:

commanderabuttvsfrankenstein:

nonmono-perspective:

In case bisexuals and/or women needed any more reasons to dislike Steven Moffat, someone compiled an article including just a handful of the awful things he’s said.

jesus fuck

Too bad Doctor Who ended in 2010 when Davies left the show right guys hahahahaaaaaa thank goodness Moffat never even TOUCHED that show or else it would be such a fucking mess right guys?

OH MY GOD. I was reading an article that was linked from this article and Moffat calls Sherlock a “psychopath” many times. (link) Seriously, he also calls women “needy” and “hunting for a husband”. Like wtf is this guy? I can’t believe they let him write our favorite shows.

psychodelicunicron:

whiskey-and-ink:

commanderabuttvsfrankenstein:

nonmono-perspective:

In case bisexuals and/or women needed any more reasons to dislike Steven Moffat, someone compiled an article including just a handful of the awful things he’s said.

jesus fuck

Too bad Doctor Who ended in 2010 when Davies left the show right guys hahahahaaaaaa thank goodness Moffat never even TOUCHED that show or else it would be such a fucking mess right guys?

OH MY GOD. I was reading an article that was linked from this article and Moffat calls Sherlock a “psychopath” many times. (link) Seriously, he also calls women “needy” and “hunting for a husband”. Like wtf is this guy? I can’t believe they let him write our favorite shows.

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Oct 18 '14
But does it matter that two middle-aged men with very large platforms were sitting at a table pathologising teenage girls’ sexuality – and making a whole load of potentially harmful assumptions about a topic they know literally nothing about? Absolutely.

elizabethminkel wrote in newstatesman article, “Why it doesn’t matter what Benedict Cumberbatch thinks of Sherlock fan fiction

Finally, a mainstream media article that presents the human side of fandom, and talks about why it’s important to have alternative forms of media. 

I fangirl this woman so hard right now. 

(via thescienceofobsession)

“It’s easy to blame the celebrity, dragged into answering these questions. But really, the fault lies with the media. Please, please, please, journalists: stop asking celebrities about fan fiction. … Non-fans likely don’t get it; fans think you look like a bully – because you are.”

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Oct 15 '14

makochantachibanana:

oaken-glynn:

annanymousss:

My family runs a dachshund rescue and, well……..this is usually what it looks like

Oh my GOD ladyofcythera

WHY CANT THIS HAPPEN TO ME

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Oct 14 '14

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Oct 12 '14
Santino Fontana - I Feel Pretty (Transport Group Gala)

shining-magically:

shining-magically:

caroleking:

Santino Fontana on auditioning for Frozen:

"So basically, all that they told me about the character was he’s super confident, perhaps overly confident, he needs to be able to sing with a "Broadway sound" and he’s really good with women, but he may have a dark side. I came into the sound studio and I was very nervous and I sang this."

YES OMG

A RECORDING EXISTS

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, THIS IS WHAT HE AUDITIONED FOR HANS WITH

who remembers the Hans is Pretty-pocalypse?

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Oct 12 '14

depressingfinland:

Finnish version of popular song made by Retronyymi

—- Fan submission, thanks !

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Oct 10 '14

leathert replied to your photoset “I’ve had this idea of a Finnish magic school for a while, and I got…”

Interesting, but why would they have Houses when those also stem from British boarding school tradition?

Just because this whole thing actually started when I went “But what if there was a Finnish magic school with House symbols like a bear and a swan, how cool would that be??” And thinking about the characteristics of the Houses (so that they’re not just carbon copies of Hogwarts Houses) and their colours and relationships with the other Houses was so much fun!

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Oct 10 '14

I’ve had this idea of a Finnish magic school for a while, and I got inspired by asheathes’ beautiful gifsets depicting wizarding schools around the world. So I gathered some pictures (since I’m too lazy to learn gif making and finding pics is easier) and wrote up what I’ve been thinking about, mostly as a reference for myself if I ever got around actually using this idea for something. It would be amazing to organize a larp in which all the characters would get sorted without the players knowing which House they go to in advance - maybe one day…

Without further ado, let me introduce to you:

Kyöpelinvuoren Noitaopisto - Kyöpelinvuori Witch Academy 

Kyöpelinvuori Witch Academy is a very old magic school in the Finnish Lapland. It was originally for witches only since at the time it was founded, women were thought to have far greater magical abilities than men. Wizards were mostly left uneducated or sometimes home schooled. Nowadays the school accepts male students, although they are still a minority, but has kept its old name. Muggles have occasionally overheard careless witches talking about going to Kyöpelinvuori but mistakenly assumed that it was a place where Witches’ Sabbaths were held. This is why you can sometimes hear a muggle talking about witches flying on broomsticks to Kyöpelinvuori, even though witches are believed to be folklore these days. Because of the matriarchal history of the magical community in Finland, there are no mentions of wizards in Finnish muggle mythology. 

The school is located inside and on top of a nondescript fjeld in the wilderness of Lapland, near the lake Inari. It’s built in a single floor and every classroom and hallway has a glass roof to maximize the amount of natural light. Of course, artificial lighting has to be used during the long polar night when the Sun doesn’t rise at all. The fjeld is enchanted so that the glass roof can’t be seen from afar and occasional hikers planning to go over the fjeld decide to walk around it instead for some strange reason. The spell only works on humans, so sometimes reindeer and other animals will walk on the roof, much to the students’ delight. The interior of the school is very modern, mostly black and white, and geometrical, creating a stark contrast to the untouched nature outside. The school has also adopted all kinds of useful muggle inventions, since all Finnish witches and wizards live amongst muggles and interact with them a lot. 

The reason why the school can be hidden in such plain sight is that all of the traffic takes place through the floo network. Finland has never had a culture of boarding schools, so everyone goes home for the night and the school doesn’t have dormitories. To accommodate hundreds of people using the floo network at the same time every morning, there is a big, round entrance hall in the middle of the school lined with fireplaces that are labeled and assigned so that only about a dozen people use the same fireplace. The hall has four doorways, each of which is imbued with a spell similar to the ones in Gringotts that activates if someone enters with ill intent. The northern doorway leads to the library that reaches deeper in the ground in order to fit the huge bookshelves. Beyond the southern doorway lie the dining hall and the teachers’ quarters. The classrooms are through the western and eastern doorways. 

On either side of the library there is a common room of a House, and similarly there are two common rooms next to the dining hall. Many students like to do their homework or just spend time in their common room before going home after school. There are four Houses: Kontioiset, Sudentassut, Lumisulat, and Viikaniinit. Their symbols are a copper bear on forest green, a silver wolf on black, a golden swan on white, and a tin rabbit on purpure, respectively. The students wear a badge with their House sigil and often have accessories in their House colours, but the school doesn’t have a dress code. The symbol of the school is a white reindeer on blue, which can be seen in the form of reindeer head and antler motifs scattered around to bring life to the otherwise simple and angular interior design.  

In addition to the subjects taught in Hogwarts (except for DADA that’s integrated to Charms, Divination, and Muggle Studies), the school teaches ancient Finnish singing and ritual based wandless magic, traditional Saami magic and culture, and shamanism. Students learn how to carve and enchant powerful amulets from reindeer bone, how to construct and use a witch’s drum, how to heal wounds by mixing herbs and chanting, and even how to enter the spiritual realm and communicate with animals. There are many native spells that are in Saami languages or ancient Finnish. However, new spells and forms of magic are developed all the time, as the Finnish magical community doesn’t want to get stuck in the past, even if it values traditional magic and strives to preserve it. 

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Oct 10 '14

merrilly:

sjwarrior:

rachelbearenson:

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE

i had to fact check this and its fucking true

rn in the universe where that happened: “when George was discovered they wanted to name it URANUS”

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Oct 10 '14

batcii:

give me first year sirius spouting the offensive rhetoric he’s been brought up on and being confused when peter is silent and uncomfortable and james looks at him like he doesn’t know him and remus doesn’t speak to him for a few days 

give me sirius deeply conflicted about being in gryffindor and completely shattered that his cousins won’t even look at him in the the great hall 

give me sirius of the Noble and Ancient House of Black proud and stubborn and fighting with james for days and ignoring the little (giant) seed of doubt he feels in his own resolve

give me remus finally snapping and demanding that sirius “stop using that word I don’t care if you come from a shitty family and if you’re trying, you need to try harder

give me sirius going home for christmas and flinching at the dinner table conversation and not being able to explain why he can’t finish his meal because his stomach is in knots

give me sirius desperately trying to talk to regulus about how “have you ever thought that maybe mum and dad aren’t right about blood status and stuff?” but receiving nothing but confusion and a blank stare from his little brother

give me second year sirius watching the sorting and begging, begging that regulus is put anywhere but slytherin so that maybe he won’t be alone in this sure but steady exile

give me remus and james and peter spending the entire feast trying to distract him from the whooping and back patting amongst his family on the opposite side of the room

give me sirius asking remus about his parents and working really hard to educate himself and being utterly livid with himself when he fucks up

give me sirius speaking up against his parents for the first time at Grimmauld Place and his heart rate picks up and his knees go numb under the table when he finally manages to say “well actually my friend remus is half-blood and he’s really smart!” and the churning mix of shame and anger he feels at his family’s sneers later when he’s trying to sleep

give me sirius desperately trying to talk his family about it, and his growing frustration as he meets wall after wall and his anger just grows and grows 

give me sirius simultaneously so proud and so sad as he watches andromeda’s name burned off the family tree; thinking about how lonely christmas will be without her there

GIVE ME TINY TEENAGER SIRIUS BLACK REALISTICALLY STRUGGLING WITH HIS BELIEFS AND EMOTIONS ABOUT CUTTING HIMSELF OFF FROM THE PEOPLE WHO RAISED AND LOVED AND ULTIMATELY REJECTED HIM

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Oct 10 '14

catsbeaversandducks:

If you don’t talk to your cat about catnip, who will? 

Photos via crack two

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Oct 9 '14

Meet Garfi, the world’s angriest cat. The seemingly wrathful kitty, who lives with his owner Hulya Ozkok in Turkey, has a permanently furrowed brow that just naturally makes him appear like a fluffy, orange ball of rage.

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